The Join Lily of Switz got Lazy 447 is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs and otherworldly petting zoo. The quiet, industrious population of 8.126 billion Join Lily are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 27.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Join Lily economy, worth 320 trillion Join Lilies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 39,439 Join Lilies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, and terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Switz got Lazy 447's national animal is the Join Lily.

Switz got Lazy 447 is ranked 144,515^th in the world and 2,844^th in Suspicious for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 634.7 on the Gilded Widget Scale.